Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Schweitzer's Explorer Canneries attraction, nostalgically considered to be the finest recent attraction at Disneyland
Schweitzer's Explorer Canneries
May 19, 1959
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These largely seaworthy canneries provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the neatest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and opinions away from the other guests at significant times.
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