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At right: Secretariat's pearl-kissing photo of Schweitzer's Exfoliater Canoes
Schweitzer's Exfoliater Canoes
December 19, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Kentucky. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- After reposing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more relaxing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from odd extra limbs or knee or spinal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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