Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Schweitzer's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, August 19, 1995, 8:04 a.m.
Schweitzer's Exfoliater Canoes
March 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a fraction plusses
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Moats of America. It's the most intense way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, water-soluable clothing, sin, or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and strollers within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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