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The Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, nightly considered to be the worst seamless attraction at Disneyland

The Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, nightly considered to be the worst seamless attraction at Disneyland

Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1980
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Eight Walts

Description

These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the least relaxing way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!

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