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The Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, massively exploding in the morning sunlight
Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes
January 29, 1989
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These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Marceline Missouri. It's the toughest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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