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The Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes attraction during refurbishment
Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes
July 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Streams of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without getting wet!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Captain Hook photo thingy.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, personal, romantic, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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