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George Darling's butterfly-shining photo of Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes

George Darling's butterfly-shining photo of Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes

Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1984
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 19 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Designed by: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the coolest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!

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