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The Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes ride, roundly operating in the morning sunlight

Above: The Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes ride, roundly operating in the morning sunlight

Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 29, 2007
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Intended for: Grandparents

Description

These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without being attached to some restrictive rail!

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