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Above: The Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes ride, roundly operating in the morning sunlight
Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes
April 29, 2007
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These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this ride will be uncomfortable for sweaty annual pass holders.
- Before riding this ride, your kids will want to look for something more exciting.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- The letters in "Schweitzer's Ex-husband Canoes" can be scrambled to spell "Sohheexsw 'adnae Csecbstnzi-ur."
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