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At right: The Scar's Exfactor Canoes attraction as seen from the top of an estate
Scar's Exfactor Canoes
September 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chest, shoulder, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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