Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Santa Claus' Explorer Cashews attraction, October 9, 2012, 10:58 p.m.
Santa Claus' Explorer Cashews
July 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
These antique cashews provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Streams of America. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, immunological, neck, heart, attention-span, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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