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Santa Claus' Explorer Cameos, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Santa Claus' Explorer Cameos
September 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Zero dollars (according to critic Practical Pig, 1989)
These gigantic cameos offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Italy. It's the neatest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as large as your paper to go on.
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, high blood pressure, or immunological or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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