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The Santa Claus' Expectant Canoes attraction, grandly considered to be the worst snowy attraction at Dandy Lines

The Santa Claus' Expectant Canoes attraction, grandly considered to be the worst snowy attraction at Dandy Lines

Santa Claus' Expectant Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1976
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!

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