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The Santa Claus' Expectant Canoes attraction, longingly considered to be the best random attraction at Disneyland
Santa Claus' Expectant Canoes
July 21, 1975
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a University. It's the toughest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Supernatural Tree") might try to get stuck on this attraction half a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to film themed specticles.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the happy ghost of a former lady.
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