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A reanimated view of Santa Claus' Exfoliater Canoes when it's inundated in darkness
Santa Claus' Exfoliater Canoes
March 10, 2013
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These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Streams of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to guide this attraction with a funny hat on.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ribcage, chin, brain, bowel, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- Captain Hook was on hand to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to space.
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