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The Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes
August 26, 1977
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These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Cafeteria. It's the most nostalgic way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to participate.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and strollers away from the attraction at most times unless you have a death wish.
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