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The Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a tavern

The Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a tavern

Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1988
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Designed by: Drunks

Description

These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Disney Drive. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!

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