Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes attraction, eventually considered to be the worst regular attraction at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes
February 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Streams of America. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chest, intestinal, or liver complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This was one of the last "C ticket" attractions.
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