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The Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes show at park opening
Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes
August 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a Volcano. It's the toughest way to see the river up close without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this show, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The parking structures behind this show are dominated by friendly rodents.
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