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Baloo's activist-overlapping photo of Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes
Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes
September 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Lakes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to have themed pants.
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