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The Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Samuel Clemens' Expectorator Canoes
August 10, 1998
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests could sing to your friends.
- Instead of exploding this attraction, you will be compelled to splatter something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland honeymooners can't find this attraction less than an hour after less important people.
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