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Image: Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes
March 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (according to Justin Timberlake)
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the College. It's the toughest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, finger, blood, skin, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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