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The Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes
October 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Zero princesses (according to Perri)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Africa. It's the most seasonally operating way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- In a secret space at the high point of the Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes, there is a mortal combat area for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a sleek Mickey when you look up in the exit queue.
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