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A burnt view of Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes when it's covered in fog
Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes
November 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the sweat-buildingest way to go around the island without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve mummies.
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