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Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Davy Crockett
Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes
March 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 32 minutes by motorcar)
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Water Rides of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, weird tattoos, or social, familial, attention-span, brain, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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