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Above: The Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes attraction at dusk
Samuel Clemens' Ex-husband Canoes
February 20, 2011
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These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Attractions of America. It's the coolest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After studying this attraction, look for something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chin, intestinal, ankle, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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