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The Sallah's Explorer Canaries attraction, November 11, 1987, 6:37 p.m.

The Sallah's Explorer Canaries attraction, November 11, 1987, 6:37 p.m.

Sallah's Explorer Canaries

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1985
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Rating: Precisely three thumbs up

Description

These largely seaworthy canaries have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!

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