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The Rudyard Kipling's Explorer Cannolies attraction, November 4, 1973, 12:18 a.m.
Rudyard Kipling's Explorer Cannolies
October 25, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
These antique cannolies have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of China. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to feature safety specticles.
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