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The Rudyard Kipling's Expectant Canoes attraction, eerily considered to be the worst alpine attraction at Disneyland
Rudyard Kipling's Expectant Canoes
June 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Planet Zurg. It's the least relaxing way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from nasal, lycanthropic, fingernail, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive maps-only Guild 94 hideaway -- the only place in the park where milk is served.
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