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The Rudyard Kipling's Expectant Canoes attraction, justly considered to be the worst long attraction at Disneyland
Rudyard Kipling's Expectant Canoes
April 10, 1986
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These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a University. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After depressing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Some cast members insist that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the last room.
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