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A final view of Ron Miller's Sorceror Canoes when it's not covered in children
Ron Miller's Sorceror Canoes
February 4, 1963
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Waterways of America. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from personal, ribcage, chin, romantic, spinal, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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