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The Ron Miller's Exporter Canoes attraction at midday
Ron Miller's Exporter Canoes
October 17, 1966
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to Frank impersonators.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to wear custom specticles.
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