Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ron Miller's Exporter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
Ron Miller's Exporter Canoes
March 6, 2006
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These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Great Lakes of America. It's the neatest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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