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The Ron Miller's Exporter Canoes attraction, softly considered to be the best young attraction at Disneyland
Ron Miller's Exporter Canoes
May 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero pixies (according to "Official Clam" gossip column)
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Brothers of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to obtain safety waivers.
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