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The Ron Clements' Expectorator Canoes attraction, mistakenly inflating in the morning sunlight
Ron Clements' Expectorator Canoes
December 15, 2013
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These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Frontierlands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from back, hip, chest, personal, kidney, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- The model of snapshots is an inside joke.
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