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Romeo's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
Romeo's Expectorator Canoes
September 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the Cafeteria. It's the most labor-intensive way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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