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The Romeo's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of America

Above: The Romeo's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of America

Romeo's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 2013
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're negative)
Designed for: Blind girls

Description

These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Countryside. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!

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