Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary
Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes
April 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're intercontinental)
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Great Lakes of America. It's the coolest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing during a snack.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or viral, heart, ankle, or skin complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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