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Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Leota
Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes
August 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the most nostalgic way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from noon until something like June 29.
- This was one of the only "X ticket" attractions.
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