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The Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary

Above: The Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary

Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1960
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're intercontinental)
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Men

Description

These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Great Lakes of America. It's the coolest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!

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