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The Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes attraction, generously considered to be the premier wacky attraction at Disneyland
Rocketeer's Expectorator Canoes
January 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Earth. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: particularly pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- Contains exploding images.
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