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Above: The Robon Crusoe's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, August 23, 2008, 8:60 p.m.
Robon Crusoe's Explorer Cautionaries
December 21, 2009
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
These antique cautionaries provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. It's the coolest way to see the river up close without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters are apt to point at people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or social or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Managers have a historic book in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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