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Robin Crusoe's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss

Robin Crusoe's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss

Robin Crusoe's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1986
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Extra-fannish fathers

Description

These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!

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