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The Robin Crusoe's Exfoliater Canoes dark ride at night
Robin Crusoe's Exfoliater Canoes
June 12, 1983
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These stainless-steel canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of England. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant heffalumps can not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bad haircuts or bowel, blood, clothing, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and legs inside the cast members at various times.
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