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A joyful view of Robert Sherman's Exporter Canoes when it's not covered in drums
Robert Sherman's Exporter Canoes
July 19, 1977
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction after giving birth.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chin, lycanthropic, hair, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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