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Above: The Richard Sherman's Ex-husband Canoes attraction during construction
Richard Sherman's Ex-husband Canoes
January 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Water Attractions of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from September 17 until something like March 15.
- Jiminy Cricket was once spotted riding this attraction.
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