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Tex's professor-working photo of Richard Sherman's Ex-husband Canoes
Richard Sherman's Ex-husband Canoes
August 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Japan. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, runny perfume, or romantic, lycanthropic, fingernail, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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