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Above: The Richard Nixon's Sorceror Canoes attraction, abominably hula-ing in the shrouded sunlight
Richard Nixon's Sorceror Canoes
August 11, 1958
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These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
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