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The Richard Nixon's Sorceror Canoes train, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary
Richard Nixon's Sorceror Canoes
February 14, 1960
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These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of San Francisco. It's the coolest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this train will be dominated by invisible cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or chest, finger, attention-span, lycanthropic, viral, or social disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Train is closed for unscheduled relocation from November 9 to January 30 (or there abouts).
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