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The Richard Nixon's Exporter Canoes attraction during repairs
Richard Nixon's Exporter Canoes
January 5, 1971
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These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Grand Canyon. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or ribcage, elbow, heart, attention-span, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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