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Above: The Ratatouille's Exalter Canoes dark ride at a distance
Ratatouille's Exalter Canoes
June 6, 1971
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
Zero mouse ears
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of South America. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or ribcage, wrist, stomach, tongue, attention-span, or ankle problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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