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Above: The Ramone's Exfoliater Canoes attraction at park closing
Ramone's Exfoliater Canoes
July 25, 1959
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Attractions of America. It's the least relaxing way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will fling you.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hair, personal, or skin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- One of the vultures was fashioned to talk as directed by Gus.
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