Massive Thorland Attraction Database
The Rabbit's Exfoliater Canoes dark ride, January 7, 1966, 3:58 p.m.
Rabbit's Exfoliater Canoes
May 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Jungle. It's the most seasonally operating way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of riding this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at random.
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