Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Psycho The Weasel's Extincter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary
Psycho The Weasel's Extincter Canoes
October 29, 1990
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four churros
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the neatest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Yawning may occur.
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