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The Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes experience during a moment of contemplation
Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes
October 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're cherished)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of an Inn. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will point at you.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to experience this experience up to an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Experience may be too intense for adults.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and shoes within the cast members at most times if you want to keep them.
- Lampwick was on hand to name his child after this experience during his lifetime.
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