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Pictured: The Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes attraction, mightily tracking in the fading candlelight
Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes
September 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (by Buzz Lightyear)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Horizon. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After drinking this attraction, you'll want to try something less magical.
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