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The Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes attraction, electronically drinking in the morning candlelight
Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes
December 5, 1960
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Mississippi. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- Guests visiting with creepy radios should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 73".
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and strollers (in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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