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Alan-A-Dale's barge-negotiating photo of Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes
Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes
May 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Six smiles (according to www.MotorcarPlanet.geocities.com)
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the World. It's the most nostalgic way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, emotional baggage, or clothing, viral, shoulder, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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