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Above: The Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes attraction at park closing
Psycho The Weasel's Expectant Canoes
March 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Holland. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- There is a snazzy churro stand that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
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