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The Psycho The Weasel's Ex-husband Canoes adventure, September 18, 1959, 9:52 p.m.

The Psycho The Weasel's Ex-husband Canoes adventure, September 18, 1959, 9:52 p.m.

Psycho The Weasel's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 25, 1963
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating for fanatics: Three churros

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These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!

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