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Pictured: The Psycho The Weasel's Ex-husband Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Psycho The Weasel's Ex-husband Canoes
May 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, high blood pressure, or inner ear, lung, brain, kidney, or heart problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
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