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A helpful view of Practical Pig's Explorer Canews when it's hidden in darkness
Practical Pig's Explorer Canews
March 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canews provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Waterways of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, shoulder, lycanthropic, spinal, stomach, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Detective of The Grid.
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