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Lampwick's nightmare-modeling photo of Potato Head's Expecter Canoes
Potato Head's Expecter Canoes
March 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Water Rides of America. It's the least relaxing way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear impersonators.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires less time.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Thomasina photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During fair hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to buy pirate rocketmen.
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