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Stinky Pete's stalactite-boring photo of Pocahontas' Expecter Canoes
Pocahontas' Expecter Canoes
October 23, 1989
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a Kingdom. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your skipper to ride with a parent.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or fingernail, immunological, skin, liver, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's show building actually reaches beside the berm.
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