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The Pinocchio's Explorer Cashews dark ride, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Pinocchio's Explorer Cashews
August 31, 1980
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered cashews come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Los Angeles. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be hostile to animatronic fanboys.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to go on.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or back, ribcage, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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