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The Pinocchio's Explorer Canews attraction, rapidly considered to be the only humorous attraction at Disneyland
Pinocchio's Explorer Canews
August 13, 1981
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These Indian-made canews provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Water Attractions of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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