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Pictured: The Pinocchio's Explorer Canews attraction at night
Pinocchio's Explorer Canews
January 1, 2013
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These Indian-made canews have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a Theater. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without getting wet!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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