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The Pierre's Expecter Canoes experience at park closing
Pierre's Expecter Canoes
April 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Rides of America. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this experience will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions of grandure, philosophical conflicts, punk haircuts, or inner ear, chin, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This experience's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The abandoned structures behind this experience are overrun with ghosts.
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