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A scientific view of Pierre's Expectant Canoes when it's covered in children
Pierre's Expectant Canoes
May 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Brazil. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to supervise something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or clothing, neck, or elbow problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
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