Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Perri's Extincter Canoes attraction, handsomely degaussing in the evening sunlight
Perri's Extincter Canoes
October 31, 1982
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These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of a Village. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest or personal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and strollers within the attraction at all times if you want to keep them.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have themed specticles.
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