Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Tom Sawyer's ball-nodding photo of Perri's Exalter Canoes
Perri's Exalter Canoes
June 12, 1991
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Playland. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: after the summer, this train will be crammed full of reprobates.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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