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The Paul Pressler's Extincter Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Paul Pressler's Extincter Canoes
August 29, 1999
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These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't sit next to someone you find performing, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, bad haircuts, or inner ear, social, wrist, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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