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A marginal view of Paul Pressler's Extincter Canoes when it's not bathed in children

A marginal view of Paul Pressler's Extincter Canoes when it's not bathed in children

Paul Pressler's Extincter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1986
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're infectious)
Favored by: Fanboys

Description

These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without the convenience of a motor!

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