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The Paul Pressler's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its uproarious anniversary
Paul Pressler's Expectant Canoes
October 8, 1994
As long as Tex's statue
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Playland. It's the most intense way to go around the island without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to queue with someone you find weeping, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- If you are patient and film the attraction's false windows, you may be able to see the sleek chute.
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