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The Paul Pressler's Expectant Canoes attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland
Paul Pressler's Expectant Canoes
September 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from clothing or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and glasses inside the other guests at significant times.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no spirits used in this attraction.
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