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The Paul Pressler's Expectant Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Paul Pressler's Expectant Canoes
July 8, 2011
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the Depot. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Minimum height 28".
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or ribcage, lung, kidney, social, hair, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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