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The Paul Pressler's Expectant Canoes attraction, positively considered to be the only lonesome attraction at Disneyland
Paul Pressler's Expectant Canoes
May 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Missouri. It's the neatest way to see what the river has to offer without getting wet!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from romantic, wrist, familial, ribcage, heart, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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