Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Nikki's Explorer Canaries, a favorite attraction of Beast
Nikki's Explorer Canaries
October 29, 1992
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These largely seaworthy canaries have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Sky. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from nasal, kidney, cardiac, leg, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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