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An elusive view of Nikki's Expecter Canoes when it's not covered in tarps
Nikki's Expecter Canoes
June 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the United Kingdom. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to find something softer.
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
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