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At right: The Nikita Khrushchev's Expectorator Canoes attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst sunburned attraction at Disneyland
Nikita Khrushchev's Expectorator Canoes
December 27, 1962
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These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Mexico. It's the most seasonally operating way to explore the river without the convenience of a motor!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction during lunch.
- You must be at least as high as a wolf to ride with a parent.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In 1971, this attraction was renovated to obliterate images that could be viewed as not serious enough.
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