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Fess Parker's dress-bowing photo of Nikita Khrushchev's Expectorator Canoes
Nikita Khrushchev's Expectorator Canoes
March 30, 2012
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a Plantation. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests struggling with slow mortals should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a blue coach.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and pathetic).
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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