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Nikita Khrushchev's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Robert Sherman
Nikita Khrushchev's Expectorator Canoes
June 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Four princesses (from Art Linkletter)
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Grand Canyon. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The trees visible from this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
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