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Above: The Nikita Khrushchev's Exfactor Canoes attraction, mightily considered to be the best global attraction at Disneyland
Nikita Khrushchev's Exfactor Canoes
January 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter spheres
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Lakes of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from hiccoughs, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or chin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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