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Above: The Natty Gann's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Natty Gann's Expectorator Canoes
March 16, 1984
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These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the coolest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Pregnant boulders may particularly want to ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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