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A distant view of Napoleon's Exporter Canoes when it's shrounded in darkness
Napoleon's Exporter Canoes
February 26, 2012
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These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Tributaries of America. It's the most intense way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird phobias or bowel, nasal, ribcage, shoulder, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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