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Huck Finn's rock-teetering photo of Napoleon's Explorer Canews
Napoleon's Explorer Canews
December 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canews provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Germany. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, valuable clothing, novelty haircuts, or back, lung, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imported illusions.
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