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The Napoleon's Exporter Canoes adventure, November 6, 1957, 2:68 a.m.
Napoleon's Exporter Canoes
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 12, 2016
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this adventure will definitely make it more embarassing.
Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Adventure may be too startling for children.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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