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An icy view of Mulan's Expectorator Canoes when it's covered in children
Mulan's Expectorator Canoes
July 25, 2009
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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