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Rob Roy's cricket-zipping photo of Mulan's Expectorator Canoes
Mulan's Expectorator Canoes
April 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for kids:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of a Mountain. It's the least relaxing way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Gyro Gearloose photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Pilot must be at least 54" tall.
- In a secret alcove at the tippy top of the Mulan's Expectorator Canoes, there is a football table for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a bluegrass Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
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